The Very Best Dog Ever
December 30, 2007
Today I went to my dad’s apartment to look for my favorite pair of old boots, but I could only find one of them. HOWEVER I DID happen to find an old picture of the dog I grew up with who was the very, very best dog ever. Although he did not wear many desserts on his head, he is the inspiration for all the dogs who came after him. LOOK HOW BROWN AND DOGGIE HE IS!!!! HI WOOFIE!!!!!
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Aya!
He’s got a red nose like Rudolf! Did he guide any sleighs, ever?
Also, his eyes are lasers.
Also, he’s leaning forward like he’s just about to get up and do something he’s been meaning to do, like wag his tail or maybe make that whistling noise dogs can make.
Also, he’s the type of thing that you feel like hugging and get overwhelmed by.
WOOFIE WAS THE BEST DOG IN ALL THE LAND! he was always doing hilarious things like running back and forth and woofing and shooting things with his laser eyes. not to hurt them! just for fun!!
i used to do exactly what woofie did except i didn’t woof, i baked cookies instead! def the laser shooting though. woofie and i were on the same page with that one!
i am proud to have had Woofie as a guest in my house (think 34th avenue) once. although technically that was also migmerg’s house too so it’s not like he came over especially to see me. now i’m kind of getting depressed . . . I THOUGHT HE LIKED ME!
WOOFIE LOVED YOU. he told me. he loved how you appreciated a fine buffalo mozzarella and also thought you were an excellent dancer.
sigh . . . he didn’t say anything about my HAIR?!